Definitions by Pleaseendme

The missionary trap 

The act of attempting to smack/hit the light switch as to avoid eye contact while participation in the sexual position known as ‘missionary’, but since you are locked in a perpetual state of kissing and smacking, you are forced to awkwardly look away at other objects around the room while trying to maintain an erection.

Yeah dude, last night I was banging this hot chick, but then I had to bail since I got into the missionary trap, my dick went limp almost immediately!

The missionary trap by Pleaseendme January 20, 2019

San Francisco clouds 

Clouds so dense with smog, they resemble smoke

While me and Sarah were at the park, we saw a San Francisco clouds moveing in

San Francisco clouds by Pleaseendme June 9, 2018