1 definition by Platynonomopus
1. Noun. A completely lovely and kind person, unbeknownst to herself: she says she is mean and callous, but really is a reluctant sweetheart incognito. She will almost always unknowingly help and comfort the very persons and things she says she dislikes - compelled to do so as if in some guilt ridden obligation - and then feel conflicted about her kindness.
Adj. Generally, ironically morally principled.
Adverb. Bestowing kindness reluctantly.
2. Adj. Smokin' hot.
Adj. Generally, ironically morally principled.
Adverb. Bestowing kindness reluctantly.
2. Adj. Smokin' hot.
1) Lady: I hate that stupid dog! He barks all the time.
Guy: That dog's owners neglect him and leave outside all day.
(Lady buys dog treats at store and feeds them to dog)
Guy: What? I thought you hated that loud dog?
Lady: I don't know what you're talking about, I do hate that dog... just now I feel bad about hating it and angry at myself for being nice to something I hate, all at the same time.
Guy: You're such a Seneca. Oh, thanks for those cookies. You're so kind and talented
Lady: You're welcome! (She then thinks to herself: I hate that guy)
2) Guy: Damn, girl! You is lookin' seneca today.
Guy: That dog's owners neglect him and leave outside all day.
(Lady buys dog treats at store and feeds them to dog)
Guy: What? I thought you hated that loud dog?
Lady: I don't know what you're talking about, I do hate that dog... just now I feel bad about hating it and angry at myself for being nice to something I hate, all at the same time.
Guy: You're such a Seneca. Oh, thanks for those cookies. You're so kind and talented
Lady: You're welcome! (She then thinks to herself: I hate that guy)
2) Guy: Damn, girl! You is lookin' seneca today.
by Platynonomopus March 22, 2012