Definitions by Pirate Oncologist

Duck fat 

Male version of a muffin top

Mike is in great shape, he lost a lot of weight except for his duck fat

Duck fat by Pirate Oncologist September 12, 2022

Butt Mustache 

An inordinate amount of hair growing in one’s butt crack near the tailbone

His butt mustache was as thick as Tom Selleck’s facial mustache!

Butt Mustache by Pirate Oncologist May 19, 2022

Crook 

To vanish into the night without a trace and show up the next morning looking rough

My date went crook on me last night! You should have seen how she looked this morning!!

Crook by Pirate Oncologist May 21, 2017