Butt Mustache

An inordinate amount of hair growing in one’s butt crack near the tailbone
His butt mustache was as thick as Tom Selleck’s facial mustache!
by Pirate Oncologist May 19, 2022
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Crook

To vanish into the night without a trace and show up the next morning looking rough
My date went crook on me last night! You should have seen how she looked this morning!!
by Pirate Oncologist May 21, 2017
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Duck fat

Male version of a muffin top
Mike is in great shape, he lost a lot of weight except for his duck fat
by Pirate Oncologist September 12, 2022
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