Definitions by Pirate Man Dave

shagun 

to shagun someone is to strike them from out of nowhere and act as though nothing has happened, one usually yells something whey they shagun others.

Shagunee:That mother$%^&*# just shaguned me!
Other guy: What?
Shagunee: Yeah he just yelled zooplos and smacked me and acted like he didn't
Other guy: What the hell is zooplos?

shagun by Pirate Man Dave October 21, 2008

woopsie poopsie 

a woopsie poosie is what happens when one thinks they have to fart but they end up dumpin' in thier shorts

Uh oh, thought i had to fart but i had a woopsie poopsie.

woopsie poopsie by Pirate Man Dave October 20, 2008