chewing juice

A polite way of telling a slack git that they are wasting time.

Think gurning.

Oi, you chewing juice again?

by Pim Lico July 31, 2005

nine

The nine/nine-iron are both used to define a large cock. The former being dormant, and the latter, ready for action.

Pump me with yer nine-iron!

by Pim Lico July 26, 2005

dick jenga

The balancing act where a man has several girls on the go, and at least two of them know each other.

Sisters/flatmates/best friends score extra points.

"Hey man, they're sisters - you like playin' dick jenga or whaaaat?!"

by Pim Lico July 28, 2005

are you local?

Never spoken, always typed. Used over chat software to see if a buddy is actively online (or their box is just chewing juice)

Are you local? (The League of Gentlemen)

by Pim Lico July 31, 2005