Definitions by Pim Lico

chewing juice 

A polite way of telling a slack git that they are wasting time.

Think gurning.

Oi, you chewing juice again?

chewing juice by Pim Lico July 31, 2005

are you local? 

Never spoken, always typed. Used over chat software to see if a buddy is actively online (or their box is just chewing juice)

Are you local? (The League of Gentlemen)

are you local? by Pim Lico July 31, 2005

dick jenga 

The balancing act where a man has several girls on the go, and at least two of them know each other.

Sisters/flatmates/best friends score extra points.

"Hey man, they're sisters - you like playin' dick jenga or whaaaat?!"

dick jenga by Pim Lico July 28, 2005

nine 

The nine/nine-iron are both used to define a large cock. The former being dormant, and the latter, ready for action.

Pump me with yer nine-iron!

nine by Pim Lico July 26, 2005