Definitions by PilotMike

taffy factory 

A large, gaping, sagging mass of pink usually found on an old, burnt out whore resembling a pink taffy factory

My cock in her taffy factory looked like a weinerschnitzel stuck in a 10 pound bucket of chewed bubblicious

taffy factory by PilotMike April 2, 2005

true love 

"Love" is her letting you take it out of her mouth and putting it in her ass...
"True Love" is when she lets you take it out of her ass and put it in her mouth

I truly love that nasty whore...what's her name again?

true love by PilotMike April 2, 2005

Turd wrangler 

Someone who is inherently lame or is generally not worth a shit.

Hey you turd wrangler, make us some fucking coffee!

Turd wrangler by PilotMike April 2, 2005

sprinkler head 

After you've blown your load by one means or another, some of the residual cum dries...you go to take a piss and it sprays all over the fucking place

I was late for work today because I had to clean up after a sprinkler head incident coated the toliet seat and white shower curtain in piss.

sprinkler head by PilotMike April 2, 2005