asleep in the bread aisle

sleeping on bread because it is very soft, but sleeping on your own bread is pointless because it would be squished, but they restock the bread aisle daily so it is a continual source of mattress material.
by pierre grande April 23, 2009
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Detroit Lions

Professional Football team in the NFL that was founded by Aslan (creator of Narnia)
After ensuring the survival of Narnia and crowning Peter, Susan, Edward, and Lucy as the kings and queens of Narnia, Aslan came to America and founded the Detroit Lions
by Pierre Grande October 04, 2009
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