Definitions by Pie Stealer

Mango 

The greatest fruit known to mankind. People worship it as the food of the gods, and it can bring hapiness to anyone. It is impossible for someone not to love it. Go buy a mango, now.

Person 1: "Hey, what are you eating?"
Person 2: "Oh, a mango"
Person 1: "Give it to me"

Mango by Pie Stealer February 3, 2015

Clapping

A strange but common way of applauding something or someone

Clapping guy: "Oh I like what is happening right now let me smash my hands together to express my delight"

Clapping by Pie Stealer January 12, 2015

stomach flu 

The most painful experience ever, only lasting for a day or two. Symptoms include diarrhea, vomiting, and unbearable stomach pains. It's extremely contagious. No vaccine, no cure, and you only gain immunity to it for a few weeks. Have fun.

"My mom's got the stomach flu. I gotta keep praying that I don't get it."

stomach flu by Pie Stealer January 11, 2015

is this guy for real

What you ask other people when you hear something so stupid, you cannot properly comprehend it

English teacher: You're grammar could be improved.
Me: Is this guy for real?

is this guy for real by Pie Stealer January 10, 2015

Velociraptor 

Velociraptors are the most intelligent species of dinosaurs. 12,000 years ago, they built high-tech civilizations and were far more advanced than humans are today. However, their version of the Cold War forced most of the velociraptors to escape into space once a high caliber explosive was sent their way. Being such an advanced civilization, the velocirators were able to survive in space and travel from planet to planet. This explosive was responsible for the extinction of every dinosaur (except for the velociraptors, of course). Although the other extremely-advanced velociraptors blamed the explosion on a meteorite, they died from starvation and life was restarted. Now, there are space dinosaurs.

"I met a velociraptor"

Velociraptor by Pie Stealer May 16, 2014