Pickett Smith's definitions

Scrouge Balls

When your testicles are in a state of severe hibernation. Your sack is scrunched up as tight as it will go, often seen during colder weather or after having taken a swim. The exact opposite of this would be Pirate Balls.

It was five below zero out, and my Scrouge Balls were starting to ache.

She stared at me with a look so cold that my pirate balls quickly turned Scrouge Balls.

by Pickett Smith July 18, 2009

Pirate Balls

When your testicles are hanging to their lowest point. Often the sack is extra stretchy during pirate balls, and they tend to swing rather freely. If sweat occurs during Pirate Balls, sometimes they will slap your leg loudly.

My pirate balls fell all the way down to her elbow whilst she was giving me a hand job.

by Pickett Smith July 17, 2009