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A myth.
A legend.
A unipedal being with the wisdom of the gods. What gods? It doesnt matter, he is more wise than all of them.

When you spot a wild J.C. in the wild, it is best to approach with a snack such as fruit roll ups or in the fall, candy or mellowcreme pumpkins.
If you can manage to befriend a J.C., you may be blessed with infinte ammo or a +4 to all stats.
Yo! That's a J.C., let me get one of those fruit roll ups.
by Phntmlmb October 23, 2019

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