A demonic little shit who shoots up schools for fun, chop up little kids to summon Satan, and also eats babies. Last seen having dinner with Hitler, laughing about all of the Jews that died.
by Philopean RedRocket October 23, 2018

A kid who screams random ass noises, ranging from a cow being raped to a duck being choked. Often hangs out with Nathan Stinson, Adam Sterling, Phillipe Redmond, Ian Portell, and TJ Gulyas, who are all complete fucking retards who shouldn't exist on planet earth because they are Satan spawn.
by Philopean RedRocket October 26, 2018

A short ass motherfucker who has a tiny dick, and fucks kylie with Christopher Mayo. He also masturbates to oranges, how disgusting!
by Philopean RedRocket October 23, 2018

A really weird looking dumbass who is retarded and no one likes. Takes ten seconds to string together two words and is very suicidal. Is Also addicted to Cocaine and Meth.
by Philopean RedRocket March 14, 2019
