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Phillip
He’s the type of friend who will call you 17 times in a row until you answer. He will text you obsessively and get mad when you don’t respond because you have a life outside of your friendship with him. He is extremely smart but lacks common sense. He is very loyal and gives basset hound energy. He is difficult to get out of a hot tub when drunk. He will always be there for you and is overall a great friend.
Person: “hey man, can I get a d*ck pic?”
Phillip: “flaccid or hard?”
“Wow, Phillip is such a POS. He hasn’t been to work in 3 months.”
Phillip: “flaccid or hard?”
“Wow, Phillip is such a POS. He hasn’t been to work in 3 months.”
Phillip by Phillipsbiggestfan April 27, 2026