2 definitions by Phillip K.
The sticky frozen sludge that grows six inches of snow, ice, dirt, road salt and debris behind the wheels of your rice burner during the winter months. If you're smart you kick these off in the parking lot before you get home. If you're evil you kick these off on a cold day when your friend is about to drive somewhere, instant speed bump. If you're an idiot you leave them on so they fall off on the highway and people have to dodge them.
After the snow storm there were massive car turds on my VW. I'm saving them for my next case of road rage.
by Phillip K. February 12, 2007
Any person of menial skills or intelligence who, placed into a position of power, uses it to make their fellow humans miserable.
Originally used to describe the power tripping lady at the airport who thinks the world will be safe for democracy only if she seizes your toothpaste for taking it in the wrong size plastic baggie.
Originally used to describe the power tripping lady at the airport who thinks the world will be safe for democracy only if she seizes your toothpaste for taking it in the wrong size plastic baggie.
Man, what a crappy trip! Not only was my flight delayed, but I got all kinds of static from the TSA Trash because my piercings set off the metal detector.
by Phillip K. November 15, 2006