1 definition by Phil mygootch

Cum mumming

When you accidentally fuck your mum and then cum in a bucket and feed it to your 2 year old sister/niece and then walk her to school then punch a teacher in the face while singing “Miss my wigga” to a hench black guy then suck his dick (say no homo after) then end the day watching game of thrones re-enacting sex scenes with your dead nan.

son: mummy
Mum: yes Adolf
Son: what can I do for my birthday
Mum: invade Poland ?
Son : nah can we go cum mumming
Mum: ur mum gay lol

by Phil mygootch February 21, 2018