Phil and Dave's definitions

Dank Tamel

A tampon that has been left to go dry

Fuck me who's is that dank tamel

by Phil and Dave April 12, 2008

Team wank

When a group of hetrosexual males all go to a peep show, stand in cubicles next to each other and crack one off. The "Team" should be able to hear each other in the cubicles shouting to each other is an integral part. Members of the team may also chase each other down the street when they realise they have covered their bag in their jizz

"eh shall we go for a team wank?"
"Thats a bit weird ain't it?"
"No"
"Ok then"

by Phil and Dave April 12, 2008