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The act of making a Thanksgiving dinner in early November, as soon as the ingredients are on display.
The moment I saw a turkey on sale at the supermarket, I had a premature turkjaculation and cooked an entire feast.
by Phil Srobeighn January 19, 2016
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by Phil Srobeighn October 14, 2005
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