2 definitions by Phil Srobeighn
(One white guy to another) What up my blanker?
(A black guy) You're such a blanker.
(Nearby cop) You're under arrest for hate speach.
(A black guy) You're such a blanker.
(Nearby cop) You're under arrest for hate speach.
by Phil Srobeighn October 10, 2005
The act of making a Thanksgiving dinner in early November, as soon as the ingredients are on display.
The moment I saw a turkey on sale at the supermarket, I had a premature turkjaculation and cooked an entire feast.
by Phil Srobeighn November 14, 2015