Definitions by Phil Srobeighn

Grinch

verb, To urinate on someone who you have recently ejaculated on (esp. in the morning, around Christmas, and/or if you are recovering from heart disease) i.e., "And now that his heart didn't feel quite so tight, he whizzed with his load through the bright morning light."

Her: Grinch me, baby, wash all this cum off with your piss.

Grinch by Phil Srobeighn December 3, 2025

Premature Turkjaculation 

The act of making a Thanksgiving dinner in early November, as soon as the ingredients are on display.

The moment I saw a turkey on sale at the supermarket, I had a premature turkjaculation and cooked an entire feast.

Premature Turkjaculation by Phil Srobeighn January 19, 2016

blanker 

A caucasian person. Derogitory if used by a non-caucasian person to describe a caucasian person.

(One white guy to another) What up my blanker?

(A black guy) You're such a blanker.
(Nearby cop) You're under arrest for hate speach.

blanker by Phil Srobeighn October 14, 2005