3 definitions by Pharoah Ashseti
Batmanning refers to the act in an online shooter when you drop from above and use melee to take out an unsuspecting opponent.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH my kill/death ratio was ruined by this batmanning asshole. I didn't even know he was in that tree until I saw the instant replay
by Pharoah Ashseti August 18, 2018
Advice given by friends, colleagues, and a associates who are sick and tired of hearing another's incessant whining, bitching and moaning over their blown out of proportion, good-time-ruining problems.
On par with "Quit yer bitchin" and "Get the sand out of your vagina"
On par with "Quit yer bitchin" and "Get the sand out of your vagina"
"I can't seem to get a date. Girls don't like me, I'm awkward, if I can't get a girl, I must be a loser of some kind. I'll never get laid, or a girlfriend, or married, etc etc etc."
"Hey, you know who doesn't have to worry about girls? The dead. Maybe you should kill yourself. I'm beginning to think that suicide is your only option. This way, you won't have to worry about getting laid, and we don't have to keep listening to your stupid complaints.
"Hey, you know who doesn't have to worry about girls? The dead. Maybe you should kill yourself. I'm beginning to think that suicide is your only option. This way, you won't have to worry about getting laid, and we don't have to keep listening to your stupid complaints.
by Pharoah Ashseti June 15, 2008
Verb.
To murder a particularly troublesome individual, and dump the body in the swamps of new jersey.
To murder a particularly troublesome individual, and dump the body in the swamps of new jersey.
by Pharoah Ashseti July 1, 2021