Definitions by Phantom Definition Writer

Foreigner 

Someone who doesn't come from America.

American: "Where am I? Paris? That's near Idaho right? What are all these foreigners doing here?"

Foreigner by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005

Rugby For Girls

A different name for American Football. Helps solve the confusion between "Soccer" and "Football".

American: "Hey let's play football!"

Englishman/Brazilian/Frenchman/Japanese or someone else who isn't American: "No, we're playing football."

American: "No that's soccer!"

Englishman/Brazilian/Frenchman/Japanese or someone else who isn't American: "No, this is football, you're playing Rugby For Girls."

Rugby For Girls by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005

Lost 

Overhyped US TV show, that should have been a 2 part TV movie but instead was dragged out into an endless stream of forty minutes episodes that never lead anywhere.

Whoever wrote polar bears into the storyline of Lost is an idiot.

Lost by Phantom Definition Writer October 29, 2005

Chainsaw

Thing you use to kill zombies.

I know I guy who chops up wood with his chainsaw. Idiot.

Chainsaw by Phantom Definition Writer October 29, 2005

Kurt Russell 

The greatest actor in the universe.

Robert De Niro wishes he was Kurt Russell.

Kurt Russell by Phantom Definition Writer October 16, 2005