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asian guy social retardation -- the neuro-physical condition which afflicts many asian guys of foreign upbringing; symptoms include being really awkward or creepy around the opposite sex, being asexual, non-emotive, having very strange or disturbing interests such as collecting lint, poor personal hygiene, inability to dance, cheap, unbelievably tacky clothing, bad posture, immaturity and childish proclivities (and not with intellectual irony, either)
Guy 1: Check out that weird Chinese guy trying to impress that girl by telling her he can't dance and that they should check out his acrylic sweater collection.
Guy 2: Extreme case of AGSR.
by Phage May 23, 2008
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