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8.

The new emoticon I came up with like 65 seconds ago.

The 8 is the eyes, and the period is the mouth, giving a blank, or more of a surprised, shocked expression.
Guy1: DUDE! I just won a million dollars.
Guy2: 8. Woah.

Guy1: DUDE! I just did your mom!
Guy2: 8.
by Petey Mik February 29, 2008
mugGet the 8.mug.

Sexually awake

Awake enough to catch a sexual reference someone makes. If someone makes a corny sex joke, and you don't catch it, and you're kind of sleepy, you'd be what we call "sexually asleep".
Chemistry Teacher: How many balls do you have?
Joey: 2 BIG ONES!
*Students laugh*
Chemistry Teacher: No, the correct answer is 12.

In this scenario, the teacher is sexually asleep. The opposite is being "sexually awake".

Being a horny teenage boy, I can't think of a time where I'm not sexually awake.
by Petey Mik April 11, 2008
mugGet the Sexually awakemug.

12.21.2012

OMG, it's the cataclysmic event of a lifetime! 12.21.2012 is here! We're all going to die! Bush has learned how to send e-mail, which means he learned to read! OH NO!

*finds shelter*
by Petey Mik May 9, 2008
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