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Flash Gooning

The act of flashing the lights in your room very fast whilst stroking thy chicken to create a huge hallucinogenic experience.

My friend helped me flash gooning last night by turning off the lights.

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The act of turning off the light at a rapid pace whilst stroking thy pener.

Last night my friend was flash gooning last night and it was making me worried.

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