Definitions by Peter Joseph Cryns

chicken baerga

a terrible mexican calzone; usually too chewy and vile to eat

When I saw the pizza dough I got excited, but when I smelled the vileness I knew it was chicken baerga.

Fat personified. The state of being beyond obese.

The most concentrated fat in existence.

Although the man was obese at 946 pounds, in no way was he close to being blarpo.