Peter Joseph Cryns's definitions

chicken baerga

a terrible mexican calzone; usually too chewy and vile to eat

When I saw the pizza dough I got excited, but when I smelled the vileness I knew it was chicken baerga.

by Peter Joseph Cryns January 31, 2009

Blarpo

Fat personified. The state of being beyond obese.

The most concentrated fat in existence.

Although the man was obese at 946 pounds, in no way was he close to being blarpo.

by Peter Joseph Cryns January 30, 2009