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Steveland Cleamer

This is a complicated maneuver. You will need a partner, a six foot deep hole, 69 pounds of dirt and an umpire's mask. First bury you partner neck deep in the hole. Next gently place the umpire's mask on his/her face. Finally, when your partner least expects it you drop your pants and shit all over the mask & their face.

My baseball gear is getting cleaned because last night I gave your girlfriend a Steveland Cleamer.

by Pete Shapiro October 13, 2007