fishing with dynamite

used to describe anything that can be accomplished easily.

The Cooker: "you ever play TP one-on-one in a game of bathketball?"
Pete Dick: "oh hell yeah, he sucks, its like fishing with dynamite."

by Pete Dick March 16, 2008

put your money away

when a jovial older gentleman refuses to let the people around him buy drinks, often used to impress younger woman who are often just leading this older gentleman on in order to get free drinks themselves.

Pete Dick: "damn, is that Roberto over there?"
Sunny: "I think it is."
Pete Dick: "lets go buy him a drink, he's a good guy."
Roberto: "hey, fellas, wow good to see you."
Pete Dick: "let me buy you a drink..."
Roberto: "no, no, put your money away, its no good here, really."
Sunny: "wow, what a beautiful thing."

by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

dubbage

The dried flowers and leaves from the Cannabis plant. The active chemical in marijuana is THC, which can unfortunately be detected in the urine up to several weeks after use.

Dude, David was just out on the back porch smokin' dubbage, now he is eating all of our pizza.

by Pete Dick December 25, 2007