Definitions by Pete Dick

TPL 

Time Per Lay--The time per lay is an index that measures how much time one spends to get in someone else's pants. The goal being to have as low a TPL as possible. Time Per Lay becomes more important the more money you make at your job. The logic being that you could in fact spend more to get laid more, but to make sense you must not have to take as much time out of your day to get laid.

Cook: "Hey have you banged that girl you have been seeing yet?"

Pete: "No, we have already gone out on three dates too!"

Cook: "Damn dude, that is going to ruin your TPL."

Pete: "Don't remind me ass hole!!!"

TPL by Pete Dick January 10, 2008

dubbage 

The dried flowers and leaves from the Cannabis plant. The active chemical in marijuana is THC, which can unfortunately be detected in the urine up to several weeks after use.

Dude, David was just out on the back porch smokin' dubbage, now he is eating all of our pizza.

dubbage by Pete Dick December 25, 2007

Jacking for beats

Chasing younger women.

Pete is down at the bar jacking for beats.

Jacking for beats by Pete Dick November 9, 2007