Peritus's definitions
The definition of love is widely argued. But one of, if not THE best definition so far was presented by the assassin droid HK-47 in the xbox game Knights of the Old republic II:
"HK, do you know what love is?"
HK-47: "Answer: Many organic meatbags find that question difficult to answer, Master, but I believe I can provide you with a satisfactory definition."
HK-47: "Definition: "Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope."
HK-47: "Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds."
HK-47: "Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and strangely enough, not many meatbags would derive love from it."
HK-47: "Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targetting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose... against statistically long odds."
"HK, do you know what love is?"
HK-47: "Answer: Many organic meatbags find that question difficult to answer, Master, but I believe I can provide you with a satisfactory definition."
HK-47: "Definition: "Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope."
HK-47: "Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds."
HK-47: "Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and strangely enough, not many meatbags would derive love from it."
HK-47: "Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targetting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose... against statistically long odds."
Definition: "Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.
by Peritus February 25, 2007
Get the lovemug.