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(Noun) The state of having the specific length of stubble on your legs that actually causes you or someone else physical discomfort.
OMG, my cactus pants are killing me. I'm going to put on some sweats so I don't poke myself in my sleep.
by Pepper Lover July 16, 2016
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Sex as often as you want, any way that you like it.

This saying is from page 69 of the book *Alcoholics Anonymous*

"One school of thought would give a man no flavor for his fare and the other would have us all on a straight pepper diet."

This is where "The Big Book" discusses sex.
"One school of thought would give a man no flavor for his fare and the other would have us all on a straight pepper diet."
by Pepper Lover April 13, 2014
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