Penumbra Du Fromage's definitions

fnort

The onomatopoeic action taken by felines when they meet and sniff each other's asses in a circular yin/yang method.

These two have been fnorting for an hour, it's getting a little weird.
Every time that cat comes into our yard, he fnorts with my cat until she swats him and runs.

by Penumbra Du Fromage March 29, 2021

squggly

The feeling in your teeth that you get when you bite on tinfoil, or someone runs their fingers down the chalkboard.

When Fred ran his fingernails down the keyboard, Janice shuddered and her teeth got all squggly.

by Penumbra Du Fromage November 1, 2014