Penis the school shooter's definitions
The Mississippi Clothes-Drying, is when, in a hot summer day one of those soaring shits comes through your stomach, and when you least expect it, you are in the bathroom emptying your insides on the toilet. Afterwards, you realize no paper is rolled on your holder, so taking advantage of the hot weather, you go outside and lie face down on the ground. After 2 hours, your feces will be dried and easier to pick with your bare hands. Don't thank me, thank Mississippi.
by Penis the school shooter March 1, 2019
Get the Mississippi Clothes-Dryingmug. A crusty woman is a woman whos vagina is crusty, meaning dry and hard. The crusty word comes from the reassamblance that the genital has to a scab.
by Penis the school shooter October 4, 2018
Get the Crusty womanmug.