Penis VanLesbian's definitions

jersey hat trick

the act of consuming a 4loko, beatbox, and buzzball all in under 10 minutes

a: “i can’t believe you just did a jersey hat trick”
b: “dhdiodksneudu”

by Penis VanLesbian July 24, 2025

jello cupping

nobody knows what it but it could be a good thing or a bad thing

a: “dude your in for a massive jello cupping tonight”
b: “can’t wait.. i think”

by Penis VanLesbian July 24, 2025

metrosexual

a person who jerks off to trains

"Woah that kid is jerking off to that r42's axle! What a metrosexual!"

by Penis VanLesbian April 10, 2021

geobald

House mouse

"We did it! he saved geobald!"

by Penis VanLesbian December 22, 2020