Penelope Carmichael's definitions

Justine

Justines are funny, clever people who get nervous in public. They will often panic and say silly or dumb things. Justines like to change their hair colors; the hair color doesn't matter, however, because they really are trying to distract the viewer from the curly-headed mop they call hair. Justines also like to get naked with other people, but would go under a pseudonym such as "Janice" to distract attention from their nighttime activities.

Friend: Justine, were you just making out with that ginger?
Justine: Janice is such a slut! ... I panicked!

by Penelope Carmichael May 9, 2011