Pedro the substenancer's definitions

Minnesota Pincher

The process of drilling a hole in the bottom of a bowling ball and afterwards placing your penis on the inside of said hole. After this you make someone touch your penis when they put their fingers into the bowling ball's three holes.

Griffin: I gave Sarah a Minnesota Pincher last night at the bowling alley.
Justin: What?
Griffin: When you place your dick in a bowling ball and make her touch it without her knowing.
Justin:How did that go for you?
Griffin:Great until she threw the ball with me inside it.

by Pedro the substenancer December 1, 2010

substenance

A word that combines sustenance and substance into one word.

I need some substenance or I will die of lack of substenance.

by Pedro the substenancer November 7, 2010