Definitions by Pedro de la rose

moostard 

When you haven't cum in awhile and your splooge is yellow and thick. (also known as "seeded Moostard"

It's been so long my cum is like moostard.

moostard by Pedro de la rose August 31, 2006

seagulling 

To have sex with a girl doggy style then just when one is about to cum pull out then splooge on ones hand. Then proceed to flap ones arms in a seagull like manner spraying said product onto the face of the girl/victim, whilst screaming "KKAAA KAAWWW!!!"(the magestic sound of the glorious seagull)

"I was seagulling her while watching midget wrestling."

seagulling by Pedro de la rose August 31, 2006