Pedro Von Escobar's definitions

J-Lub

In the Cincinnati area, specifically Newport, one who masturbates very frequently.

Man I'm so horny I'm gonna pull a J-Lub.

by Pedro Von Escobar March 22, 2007

Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch

It's pretty much self descriptive. Try saying it, it rolls off the tongue.

You's uh mother fuckin titty suckin two balled bitch

by Pedro Von Escobar March 21, 2007

Q Sizzle

An Emcee who also goes by the Sizzler, Herbert Hoover, or Johnny Sweatpants. He is known for a zany sense of direction and not having an inner monologue. Also known for getting incredibly baked up for long hours and not making much sense (if any). He also eats copious amounts of snacks when baked.

Did you see Q Sizzle, he's so high he ate an entire jar of cheeze dip.

Damn, he won't be poopin for a week.

by Pedro Von Escobar October 17, 2008