Definitions by Pedro Juan Colina Rodonda

Gazonkanut 

Often confused with a dangleberry, or dingleberry. These however are their larger, harder cousin. This variety comes about due to neglect of the above-mentioned. They accumulate and clumb together forming a large nut/knot. Garden shears are usually required for removal.

You dirty bastard! You haven't washed in weeks. How? Can you tell? Yeah, those gazonkanuts you're carrying are making you walk strange.

Gazonkanut by Pedro Juan Colina Rodonda February 17, 2021