Pearson TearArse's definitions
Blonde, blue eyed, categorically conservative.
He has lots of materialistic items worth silly money, but it doesn’t count as he got them as “Christmas presents”. He has few requirements in life, the importance of which falls in this order, sex, items personalised with his initials, no responsibility.
He has lots of materialistic items worth silly money, but it doesn’t count as he got them as “Christmas presents”. He has few requirements in life, the importance of which falls in this order, sex, items personalised with his initials, no responsibility.
Man: hey Will your car just got stolen!
Will Downes: doesn’t matter I’ll just get another, plus I need to go shag
Man: but how can you afford another!
Will Downes: I don’t know about costs I just get things for Christmas *laughs in single child*
Will Downes: doesn’t matter I’ll just get another, plus I need to go shag
Man: but how can you afford another!
Will Downes: I don’t know about costs I just get things for Christmas *laughs in single child*
by Pearson TearArse May 9, 2022
Get the Will Downesmug. Leeds Uni student: did you hear there’s another shiter of a uni in Leeds
Leeds beckett student: *autisitc screeches*
Leeds uni student: I thought so too
Leeds trinity student: *as existent as Madeline McCann*
Leeds beckett student: *autisitc screeches*
Leeds uni student: I thought so too
Leeds trinity student: *as existent as Madeline McCann*
by Pearson TearArse May 1, 2020
Get the Leeds Trinitymug.