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Brunch 

A moral justification on why it’s ok to be absolutely plastered despite it not even being 11 A.M.

Linda: Why is Kimberly drunk already? She’s practically unresponsive! It’s only 10:30!!

Michelle: She had brunch today.

Linda: Oh, never mind. I’ve been there too.

Brunch by Peanut Brittle 6969420 October 27, 2020