Definitions by Pauly Jenkins

Hockey 

A sport overly obsesed by canadians where 2 teams hit a urinal tablet to a net and then fight sloppily on a slipperry surface. (not as good as it sounds it's ALL MEN)

P.S I'm Canadian

Canadian: OH did U See teh hockey game EHHH???

American: Oh you mean boxing on ice?

Hockey by Pauly Jenkins October 4, 2011