Definitions by Paula Esquivel

procrastebate 

The use of self satisfaction to delay duties etc.

I've been fired from my job because I would rather procrastebate then show up on time.

procrastebate by Paula Esquivel May 7, 2008

shit tickets 

one uses to wipe with after going to the bathroom

Did you get the shit tickets because i got to go to the show

shit tickets by Paula Esquivel December 23, 2007