shit tickets

one uses to wipe with after going to the bathroom
Did you get the shit tickets because i got to go to the show
by Paula Esquivel December 23, 2007
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procrastebate

The use of self satisfaction to delay duties etc.
I've been fired from my job because I would rather procrastebate then show up on time.
by Paula Esquivel May 07, 2008
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