Definitions by Paul Tessman

CUP 

it is shorthand for "Crooked Ugly Penis"

A middle school incident where the man fell on his erect penis left him with an awful CUP

CUP by Paul Tessman September 28, 2006

Tater 

A testicle of exponentially larger size than the other.

He could immediateley tell he had a tater, after seeing the nearly 5:1 ratio of his two testicles.

Tater by Paul Tessman September 28, 2006