A puppy's celebration of cinco de mayo and only for puppies which involves piñatas,pin the tail on the donkey, milk bones, and puppies wearing sombreros. A puppy's favorite holiday.
Madelyn: Hey Paul what's up?
Me: Nothing much. Just getting my puppy ready for puppy de mayo.
Tim: maglerts
Brett: you are one crazy bone piece.
Me: Nothing much. Just getting my puppy ready for puppy de mayo.
Tim: maglerts
Brett: you are one crazy bone piece.
by Paul Munda December 02, 2012
To feel negative or down typically when you are at work and nothing is going right and you shut down.
by Paul Munda November 08, 2012
In advertising sales, a potential customer who talks about how big he is as a company and how he has all this advertising budget to spend with you but then he gets sticker shock when you present him a package at 100 per month.
Paul: Hey Mike did you sell that contractor you saw in the hamptons today?
Mike: No that guy was a Smurf
Mike: No that guy was a Smurf
by Paul Munda November 08, 2012