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Puddle Ferret
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A drink you ask your
friends
to order in order to
drive
them
crazy
for days on end. Hilarity enabler.
"
I would
like a
puddle
ferret
please!"
"What are you on?"
Puddle Ferret
by
Paul Landa
February 19, 2009
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