Definitions by Paul L'astname

Shopping Trolley

A Shopping Trolley manifests when two individuals whom are attracted have no place to enact coitus. Thusly said relations find no residence, with the exception of awkwardly ending up in the public arena.

"I just moved back in with my parents and their housemate is always home. This shopping trolley is killing me."

Shopping Trolley by Paul L'astname March 9, 2013

Old Luggage 

The impossibly tanned and bespeckled senior citizens that sunbake at the beach or pool in skimpy swimmers. Also found at nude beaches everywhere, much like luggage washed ashore from a sinking cruise ship.

"Get your ass down here, the water's gorgeous! Just ignore the old luggage and throw on some sun block."

Old Luggage by Paul L'astname March 9, 2013