Definitions by Paul Horn

fanboy

A passionate fan of various elements of geek culture (e.g. sci-fi, comics, Star Wars, video games, anime, hobbits, Magic: the Gathering, etc.), but who lets his passion override social graces.

At the mall I almost got mowed over by some Dragonball Z fanboy on his skateboard.

fanboy by Paul Horn August 22, 2003

haunch

Heavy petting, making out, grabby hands, but not intercourse. Emphasis on copious open-mouth kissing and tongue action.

On the way back from the movie I saw my best friend and his date haunching in the back seat.

haunch by Paul Horn August 22, 2003

spode

A despicable person, oft times also a grungy person. Synonymous with the insult "douche-bag."

That greasy haired spode at the bar just grabbed my girlfriend's butt!

spode by Paul Horn August 4, 2003

Hodabeast 

Ugly person, esp. female. Can be shortened to "hoda" if you're in a hurry.

I was checking out this gal from behind but when she turned around, she was a total hodabeast. I had to rinse my eyes with Lysol.

Hodabeast by Paul Horn August 4, 2003