Definitions by Paul Axlerod
Trump Trouble
When your Donald trump and you stop the steal, orchestrate 1/6/2021, get re-elected even though you're a convicted felon and owe the courts lots of money, after your lawyer allegedly paid hush money to a porn star named stormy Daniels because she was talking about his magic mushroom, but they just forget about it because you're now the commander in chief and not some lame duck. In conclusion, there's no such thing as trump trouble. Too bad felons can't vote for Mickey mouse, because trump trouble may become a thing again.
I was in trump trouble when I was charged with 3 felonies but luckily the only hush money I had to pay was to my good lawyer. No cash bail would lead to trump trouble because it leads to recitivism and ubiss. Creating a drug addict and the verdict is to go cold turkey is considered justice so no justice no peace means trump trouble.
Trump Trouble by Paul Axlerod May 17, 2026
double trouble
taking whiskey and cocaine at the same definitely gets you in double trouble faster than you can shake a stick at it even if it's in super slow mo because the British are probably coming!!!$$$$###???said no one ever....who typed it first? probably some dumb monkey
double trouble by Paul Axlerod May 17, 2026
trump says
when you play the game simon says using trumps name, but his constituents talks so fast that anything he says goes and if you do something wrong it's your fault and not trumps. peace out
trump says by Paul Axlerod May 16, 2026
Trump Privelege
Having the right to let out a big fart just because you voted for the loser and know it might be bad for the kidneys to hold it in.
Trump Privelege by Paul Axlerod May 14, 2026
Trump Privelege
The Privelege of letting out a big fart anywhere you go just because you voted for him and you know holding it in might be bad for the kidneys.
Trump Privelege by Paul Axlerod May 14, 2026
Carpenter Shaming
Job shaming someone like the guy from Cosby Show. "Is Bob rich?" No, he's a poor carpenter and not nearly as sophisticated as us rich lawyers!" Or
So, I hear your a carpenter now. *cough* (when you want to put someone down")
So, I hear your a carpenter now. *cough* (when you want to put someone down")
Carpenter Shaming by Paul Axlerod November 27, 2019