Patty Hump Jo's definitions

Coronachondriac

Coronachondriac: one who believes that any symptom with an unknown cause must mean that he or she is suffering from the corona virus.

Swollen toes are not symptomatic of the Corona virus. Quit being a Coronachondriac.

by Patty Hump Jo June 20, 2020

Covachondriac

A person(s) who abnormally anxious about COVID-19 and attributes all symptoms to COVID-19

Just because your face is drooping and you can't taste your latte, doesn't mean your having residual neurological effects of COVID; you're just being a covachondriac!

by Patty Hump Jo June 3, 2020