3 definitions by Patsy

Bitchnapped

When a grown ass women is abducted. Disappeares with out a trace and is never heard from again, or is eventually found but has suffered so much abuse she is catatonic!

Tom "Has anyone seen Jessica lately?"
Heather " naw home girl got bitchnapped last week!"

by Patsy January 16, 2017

uber

A term in Magic meaning "broken"

great, good

This skullclamp is uber.

by Patsy June 15, 2004

Gumby

Someone with no ass

by Patsy June 29, 2003