Patriot Academy Cadre's definitions

Johnny Appleseed

When some one puts cold apple sauce in their mouth and then performs fellatio on a male.

Variants:

Alaskan Johnny Appleseed: Frozen Apple sauce

Johnny Appleseed down under: Johnny Appleseed performed from behind

BUDDY: "Some dude in the bar last night pulled out the Mott's Apple Sauce, filled his mouth with it and went down on me!"

ME: "No Shit! it's called a Johnny Appleseed"

by Patriot Academy Cadre June 8, 2011