Definitions by Pat Makrotch
Bearded Dragon
When you are uncircumcised and you pull out all the way and she queefs, blowing up your foreskin. Leaving your uncircumcised member looking like a bearded dragon.
“My wife queefed so hard last night she gave me a bearded dragon, and then I gave it right back to her!”
Bearded Dragon by Pat Makrotch April 22, 2022
Red Balls
When your doing her from behind in the ass because she is on her period, and your balls punish her bloody pussy turning them red.
It was shark week so Kevin was hammering Mary’s ass doggie. He got Red Balls from repeatedly punishing her bloody pussy.
Red Balls by Pat Makrotch April 21, 2022
Rusty nuts
Rusty nuts by Pat Makrotch April 21, 2022