a pinch of coon shit

something or someone of very little or no value

"What the hells wrong with that Ralph!! Geez...you know, I don't think that fool's worth a pinch of coon shit!"

by Part Walker April 14, 2008

since the pigs ate my brother

a long time, seems like forever

"Wow...Roy Bundy! Geez, I haven't seen that feller since the pigs ate my brother!"

by Part Walker April 15, 2008

I'm off like a Jewish foreskin

"I'm taking off now" or "I am leaving this place"

"Okay kids...I'm off like a Jewish foreskin!"

by Part Walker April 14, 2008